Post by MoneyMaker on Sept 1, 2013 18:38:47 GMT -5
As the local tv station starts to record the weekly event there comes a fax to stop recording. There was gonna be a simulcast in Hollywood. And apparently what they feared was actually happening. The fans see the empty ring as the man known as MoneyMaker walks out with MPW Belles. He makes his way in the ring as the women of MPW join him. All 30 of them get in the ring as he smiles and looks at the fans.
Now I know most of you are wondering why I am standing out here and not Max? And where are the Rebels? Well I will explain it to ya. For the last month this rundown hell hole was losing money. No tv contract and some local tv station who has college boys doing the production. That should tell ya the product needs help. So for the last year I went around collecting partners and making meetings. So Max and I met and he wanted a tv contract and honestly I didn't want him. Matter of fact I didn't want the Rebels either. But I listened and that's all I did was listen. And Max couldn't hold on any longer and called me recently. So the end of the day I bought this place and own the contracts. I own the merchandising. I own everything. So my partners and I met after we purchased this and pondered what to do? Should we keep everyone or just bury it like that damn York bitch burried me. But I was thinking what this industry needs is what sells. And you know what that is? It's sex and violence. The women in here have carried this company. The men were boring and dragging this place down.
So what I decided when I own everything is to keep what matters and throw the rest away. So these ridiculous looking titles must go and so do the males. I am making a new company and it won't be in the deep south where rednecks are the clientele. Oh no! I am taking these ladies back with me to Hollywood.
So you ask what about the men? Well they are out of work here as well as the rest of this nickel and dime staff. What I am bringing is excellence. But don't worry we bought out their contracts but they are not here tonight. It's just me and the ladies. So tonight you fans will get refunded the 5 bucks you paid to get in here. But from this point on if you want to see these ladies then you can fly to Hollywood or catch them on my tv station. It will be live and not some second rate production.
MoneyMaker shows the new titles as he passes them around for the women to see and feel.
They will not be regarded as Belles. They now are Starlettes. They are stars and not some southern tradition. And the old titles you ask? Well I don't want them and I don't want them to tarnish or infect my product. So take a look at the screen on what I did with them.
Hours before the show started, MoneyMaker was standing on Mud Island as he saw the Mississippi River flowing. He liked whaf he saw and the river stank and perfect for what he did next. He got back in his limo and the driver took him back on I40. Whe they made it to the bridge that separates Tennessee from Arkansas the limo stopped. MoneyMaker gets out of the limo with every MPW title and chunks them in the river. He wipes his hands and gets back in the car. The video fades as the fans boo.
Now since my ladies will be in Hollywood and the beach and the ocean; they don't need to be reminded of anything less. So I did research and the mighty Mississippi runs from North to South. All the way to the dump which is the Gulf Of Mexico. So this dirty ass water flushes to where hurricanes come to destroy. You think I want my women in that? So those titles and the filth are going where they should go. The new titles need to be cherished and valued. So ladies don't worry you don't have to worry about anything from this company rubbing off on you.
Now since you know that let me explain this. The new titles will need new champions. So who was champion means nothing to me. Also the roster will not be 30 but more like 45. Those who make me money will stay. Those that don't will be like these men and titles and out the door swimmin down river. So that's the rule of Money Made Buyout. So look at where you are going to my ladies on the screen. Now look at where you are now. You choose!
MoneyMaker begins walking out as the ladies follow him out leaving the fans stunned and disappointed.
Now I know most of you are wondering why I am standing out here and not Max? And where are the Rebels? Well I will explain it to ya. For the last month this rundown hell hole was losing money. No tv contract and some local tv station who has college boys doing the production. That should tell ya the product needs help. So for the last year I went around collecting partners and making meetings. So Max and I met and he wanted a tv contract and honestly I didn't want him. Matter of fact I didn't want the Rebels either. But I listened and that's all I did was listen. And Max couldn't hold on any longer and called me recently. So the end of the day I bought this place and own the contracts. I own the merchandising. I own everything. So my partners and I met after we purchased this and pondered what to do? Should we keep everyone or just bury it like that damn York bitch burried me. But I was thinking what this industry needs is what sells. And you know what that is? It's sex and violence. The women in here have carried this company. The men were boring and dragging this place down.
So what I decided when I own everything is to keep what matters and throw the rest away. So these ridiculous looking titles must go and so do the males. I am making a new company and it won't be in the deep south where rednecks are the clientele. Oh no! I am taking these ladies back with me to Hollywood.
So you ask what about the men? Well they are out of work here as well as the rest of this nickel and dime staff. What I am bringing is excellence. But don't worry we bought out their contracts but they are not here tonight. It's just me and the ladies. So tonight you fans will get refunded the 5 bucks you paid to get in here. But from this point on if you want to see these ladies then you can fly to Hollywood or catch them on my tv station. It will be live and not some second rate production.
MoneyMaker shows the new titles as he passes them around for the women to see and feel.
They will not be regarded as Belles. They now are Starlettes. They are stars and not some southern tradition. And the old titles you ask? Well I don't want them and I don't want them to tarnish or infect my product. So take a look at the screen on what I did with them.
Hours before the show started, MoneyMaker was standing on Mud Island as he saw the Mississippi River flowing. He liked whaf he saw and the river stank and perfect for what he did next. He got back in his limo and the driver took him back on I40. Whe they made it to the bridge that separates Tennessee from Arkansas the limo stopped. MoneyMaker gets out of the limo with every MPW title and chunks them in the river. He wipes his hands and gets back in the car. The video fades as the fans boo.
Now since my ladies will be in Hollywood and the beach and the ocean; they don't need to be reminded of anything less. So I did research and the mighty Mississippi runs from North to South. All the way to the dump which is the Gulf Of Mexico. So this dirty ass water flushes to where hurricanes come to destroy. You think I want my women in that? So those titles and the filth are going where they should go. The new titles need to be cherished and valued. So ladies don't worry you don't have to worry about anything from this company rubbing off on you.
Now since you know that let me explain this. The new titles will need new champions. So who was champion means nothing to me. Also the roster will not be 30 but more like 45. Those who make me money will stay. Those that don't will be like these men and titles and out the door swimmin down river. So that's the rule of Money Made Buyout. So look at where you are going to my ladies on the screen. Now look at where you are now. You choose!
MoneyMaker begins walking out as the ladies follow him out leaving the fans stunned and disappointed.