Post by Evan Quinn on Jan 3, 2013 21:34:12 GMT -5
England makes his long awaited return to X-Stream, wearing black pants and tassel boots very similar to Ethan Quinn's. His new mask covers most of his face but leaves his mouth exposed, so that he can still talk...
Well, well, well. It looks like I am here at X-Stream tonight, out here in front of all you yanks. And Ethan Quinn is hiding back out in the back, safety tucked under Jenna's skirt!
ViralPro Announcer Mike Jablowski points out that everyone knows that Ethan Quinn is currently in Paris with Jenna Storm, for the viewers at home.
Now Ethan, be careful under there, or you might poke an eye out. If you've got any guts, I want you to come out to this ring tonight and face me. You won't get this chance again, because everybody knows I'm the "biggest" guy from the other side of the pond. It's not every day that I can be bothered to put you in your place. You should feel honored.
So I'm going to give you to the count of 10, sunshine, to come out here and get the beating that's been owed to you ever since you crossed me so very long ago. 1...
England adjusts his mask a little, still not comfortable having to wear one, which is why it kept changing so much.
2... 3... My manger and I have talked it over, and tonight is the night. 4... It's okay to be scared, brother, I would be too if I were in your shoes. 5... Best to just come out here and accept it. 6... You yanks need to shut up, I didn't ask for a damn sing along. 7... 8... Oh what's the point, everyone knows he's too chicken shit to come out here...
England drops the microphone as the crowd chant 9...
Well, well, well. It looks like I am here at X-Stream tonight, out here in front of all you yanks. And Ethan Quinn is hiding back out in the back, safety tucked under Jenna's skirt!
ViralPro Announcer Mike Jablowski points out that everyone knows that Ethan Quinn is currently in Paris with Jenna Storm, for the viewers at home.
Now Ethan, be careful under there, or you might poke an eye out. If you've got any guts, I want you to come out to this ring tonight and face me. You won't get this chance again, because everybody knows I'm the "biggest" guy from the other side of the pond. It's not every day that I can be bothered to put you in your place. You should feel honored.
So I'm going to give you to the count of 10, sunshine, to come out here and get the beating that's been owed to you ever since you crossed me so very long ago. 1...
England adjusts his mask a little, still not comfortable having to wear one, which is why it kept changing so much.
2... 3... My manger and I have talked it over, and tonight is the night. 4... It's okay to be scared, brother, I would be too if I were in your shoes. 5... Best to just come out here and accept it. 6... You yanks need to shut up, I didn't ask for a damn sing along. 7... 8... Oh what's the point, everyone knows he's too chicken shit to come out here...
England drops the microphone as the crowd chant 9...