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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 11:49:03 GMT -5
Mark Covair's music plays as he walks out from the back stage area. Mark walks down the ramp and heads to the announce table. He grabs a microphone and enter the ring.
Mark Covair: I could get ticked off due to my losing two matches in three weeks but letting my temper get the best of me won't solve anything. I need to stay focused. Anyway, the reason I'm out here is to issue an open challenge. I'm looking to fight someone. So who will it be.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 13:24:33 GMT -5
It was Sidney f'ing Reemer and Arthur "Silent Bob" York that walked out onto the stage. Over Sid's shoulder was the X-Rated title belt that he had won back at last weeks taping. Arthur was holding Sid's 'kindle stick'.
See, ya didn't say wrestle, ya said fight. Gotta be careful with what ya say, cuz ya just dug your own grave. We aren't wrestlers, we're fighters, and what we just heard was "blah blah da fucking blah fight me Sid and/or Arthur."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 15:19:25 GMT -5
Mark Covair turns and looks at Sid Reemer and Arthur York. He raises the mic and begins to speak.
Mark Covair: You can call me whatever you like for saying this but I have no interest in being in an X-rated match. You two will have to find someone else to face. I prefer regular matches.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2013 22:10:19 GMT -5
So ya lose two matches in three weeks, call out an open challenge, and when ya see us two walk from out the back you shit ya drawers and say X-Rated is a no go? For a fuck wad of a martial arts faggot, you really lack a pair of man marbles, guy. And that's fine, because at the end of the night, you're fighting us, whether you like it or not, or you'll end up back stage on ya face, with a broken neck. You need that bullshit Best on the Net rules? I'll still beat ya ass in that shit.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 16:53:41 GMT -5
Mark Covair glances at Sid and Arthur. He raises the mic and speaks again.
Mark Covair: Look, the way I see it the two of you need weapons to get the job done. Sid you mentioned facing me under best on the net rules. Well that would be fine or if you like we can have a standard match. The only stipulation I would like to have is that Arthur can not be at ringside. Sid, You act like I don't have any skills. Well, it takes a lot more skill to pin an opponent when you can't just throw them through a table or smack them with a Kendo stick. Sid I will show everyone why you need your Kendo stick to get the job done.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 17:20:11 GMT -5
Sid looks over to Arthur and shrugs, giving him a half smirk. Off mic, he says to him.
Ain't they use numb-chucks and swords and sticks and shit in karate? Coulda swore they did...
He looks back at Mark Covair, smirking still.
You're a nobody here, guy. Ya ain't done shit. Why the fuck are ya calling the shots? So, you can call all the stipulations and I'm supposed to get on my knees and suck ya dick? Guy, if ya wanted to get ahead, ya would be down for anything. Biggest fuckin' bitch of life right here.
The irony speaks for itself, as Sid would only ever do something that would benefit him, or benefit Arthur. He's easily one of the most selfish men on the roster.
Ya ain't got no balls, worried about Arthur being backstage in a fuckin' Best on the Net rules match? We can't even leave the fuckin' ring, man.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2013 5:52:29 GMT -5
Mark Covair look back at Sid and speaks into the mic.
Mark Covair: I need to clear up one last things and that is you said you could beat me in a BOTN rules match so I thought why not give you the choice between A BOTN rules match or a standard match. I think most people understand what a standard match is. In case I need to clarify, it simply means that you can lose a match by pinfall, submission, countout or disqualification. Anyway, Sid just let me know if you will face me in one of the types of matches I offered and we will be done talking.
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