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Post by Nathan Michaels on Feb 16, 2013 10:58:08 GMT -5
*'Step Up' hit the speakers and that meant the arrival of the one and only Nate Michaels who stepped out from backstage to a massive ovation of fans cheering 'Big Red'. He made his way down to the ring and gave his sunglasses to a fan at ringside before climbing into the ring. He was handed a mic from the announcer as smiled.*
"So did everyone see what happened last week? If not allow me to show you...warning, this clips contains spoilers!"
*Nate motions to the jumbotron which started rolling the footage of last week. Nate picked Buck up onto the top turnbuckle and superplexed him down with enough force to cause the ring to explode.*
"See last week I was feeling very under the weather, I caught the flu that had been going around. But while I was sick I kept getting constant twitter updates; Buck Wylde insulting me in one way or another. Now most people know that I'm not big on using social media like twitter or facebook, no, I prefer to let actions speak louder then words and that is exactly what I did when I tried to put his ass through this ring!
He's been awful quiet since, so let us all hope it stays that way."
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Post by Buck Wylde on Feb 17, 2013 10:48:51 GMT -5
"Pst... hey... hey... FAT ASS!"
Buck appears on the jumbo tron.
"Me? Quiet? You sure seem to be a glutton for punishment you obese bastard! Well, probably not so much as myself... but there IS kind of a reason why my ball gag collection is almost as huge as my leopard print thong collection... which, although it pairs in comparison to my HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE cock, is still pretty damn huge and impressive in its own right.
Not huge in the girth of your fat ass capable of breaking a ring type of huge, but still. Speaking of, Nate... how's it feel to have a huge fat ass and a small, bright pink weiner? Seriously, most gingers are like having a hot pink hilighter in their pants... but when Sharpie came out with those little keychain ones?
I think they were really thinking of you. Sharpie keychain hilighters, they're hot pink, they're bright, and their hardly taller than your thumb from the thumbnail to the knuckle... much likes the Nathan Michael's Micro-Dong!
And quit telling everyone that you put me through the ring. I hit, and bounced away, coming to a rest. You hit, and then sent me and that poor ref into a landslide with you. Really, they should be taking it out of your pay and taking away your VPW house buffet rights you Canadian Hippo.
So, what's next on the plate? You ready to enter Buck's play-land? Because I sure as shit am ready to enter you."
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Bronx Bullies
Full Throttle Wrestling
FTW Tag Team Champions
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Post by Bronx Bullies on Feb 18, 2013 8:23:56 GMT -5
As Buck starts his rant at the red haired freak Nate Michaels, we The Bronx Bullies made our way out to the ring with the crowd booing us.
Brother L: Shut up! Brother L was pissed at the crowd and flipped them off while Brother R grabbed the mic Brother R: Well look what we have here, two men who think they are "Bigger" then everyone in this joint. In fact you guys are probably smaller then most of the idiots here tonight! But let's see if you boys have the balls to face us tonight because let's face it, the only thing anyone cares about is how bad your going to get your asses beat tonight.
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Post by Buck Wylde on Feb 18, 2013 9:54:31 GMT -5
"Boys, don't act like ya'll haven't never seen me have sex on the internets. Look of you fellers tells me the only ejactulatin' you gets is by rubbing it out of yerself. Or yer brother... Whatever you dudes are. You should definitely know I gots the Mega Balls. And zero time for you poster boys for enforced sterilization. Step off. Ginger Dough Boy's mine. "
Buck has a feeling Nate don't agree.
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Post by Nathan Michaels on Feb 18, 2013 15:49:47 GMT -5
*Nate smirked, it seemed like everyone wanted a piece of 'Big Red' these days, and Nate was more then happy to give it to them*
"You know what Buck, I can wait one more week to stomp your ass again like I have these past few weeks, besides we all know your sporting some enhancement products.
But since you boys wanna fight so badly, then let's fight! "
*Nate dropped the mic and punched Brother R in the jaw dropping him to the ground, before Brother L rushed him only to be tossed over the ropes, with fans cheering.*
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Post by Buck Wylde on Feb 18, 2013 23:37:34 GMT -5
"Oh for the love of Christ!"
Buck looked around. "Seriously? I'm booked to go out there and help him? What if I don't wanna? Oh. Yeah, I kinda want that paycheck... Yeah, fine I'm going..."
Buck saunters away from the camera, where a female voice yells for him to get a move on it. Retro porn music hits the speakers as Buck rushes... to the stage only. And walks down the rest of the way.
"Get ready, bottom-feeders! I'm gonna slap you! I'll slap you so super hard..."
Buck does just that. But to WHOM?!?
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