NEON
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Post by NEON on Feb 17, 2013 20:29:10 GMT -5
Neon is in her room, redecorating. Luckily for her, the ankle injury that she got in her match with Trinity and Madison wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be. In fact, she felt great, and decided to make her bedroom look more "fun" to reflect that.
Dum Diddly Dee, some decorating for me. Dum Diddly Dye, wonder who wants to fight...
She sings a nonsensical, childlike melody to herself as she wonders who she should fight at X-Stream. She knew some ladies were in a really good feud like Michelle Rochefort and Raiyven, so she didn't want to interrupt that. And she didn't quite feel like she should go looking for title shots in her first week back... maybe at Opportunity Knocks. Or maybe she and Lexi Gates would mount up and head out to IW's Aggression pay per view to reclaim their IWVP Women's Tag titles from Trinity and Madi$on.
She had pulled a very long clown's handkerchief from her toy chest and thrown it all over her bedroom floor. The colors of the rainbow repeated over and over as each handkerchief was tied together with the next. NEON was stood on her bed, bouncing slightly on her heels, trying to tack it onto her wall on little nails.
Suddenly the handkerchief is tugged, and NEON watches it fall down in front of her eyes. She turns and looks towards her bedroom door, hoping to catch the culprit, or culprits, red handed.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2013 4:03:40 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
"Waaaaaaffle! Waaaaaaaffle!"
...were the words being yelled out by Allison Taylor, as she slowly stalked the hallways, keeping her eyes and ears open for anything moving on the floor. She paused for a moment to push her glasses back onto her nose before continuing to creep through the hallways. There could be any number of reasons why someone could be walking the hallways and yelling out the word 'waffle'. One would think that she might have flipped her lid and she's spouting out some kind of nonsense. Others would probably be led to believe that Mari had starved poor Allison again. She would be searching for some non-meat based, delicious breakfast foods for her to fill her empty stomach.
Fortunately, that was not the case.
"Where the heck is she? I turn around for one second and she goes running off."
Allison stopped in her tracks and looked around for her partner-in-crime.
"Waaaaaaaaffle!"
...Allison called out again.
That's when she caught sight of her partner-in-crime's fat, little butt. It was poking out of a door that had been cracked open just a little bit. For some reason, they were crouched down on the floor and playing with something.
"There you are."
Allison looked over her shoulder and yelled out...
"I found her!"
Allison walked over to the door they were at and crouched down to pick up a little black kitten, who had their claws stuck in what appeared to be a handkerchief that led into the opened door.
"What do you have there?"
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Post by butts2faces on Feb 18, 2013 5:05:55 GMT -5
"THAT'S MINE!" Mari Pan swiped the handkerchief away from the carried kitten, tugging it tightly between her knuckles. She wasn't taking full-advantage of her humanly hands, thinking it would be unfair to the wandering kitten she had found just seconds earlier.
They had already become the best of friends, both with a singular goal in mind: grabbing Neon's chain handkerchiefs and claiming as their own. Their battle was at first an intense staring contest, each waiting for the other to make the first move, Mari's butt imitating the kitten's tail movements as they both kept eyes on their goal and each other. It would quickly turn into all out war however as Mari took the first move, the kitten acting appropriately in response. Clawing and hissing at one another, exchanging possession of the handkerchief, it turned to silence once Allison entered the scene, separating them, giving Mari Pan the greatest advantage!
Always knowing that Allison had her back, Mari shoulder hugged her friend, holding out her prize in front of them. "This means I winyaa." Then looking at the carried kitten she sticks out her tongue mockingly, vividly shaking her posterior as she did so. "The Kitten Coalition prevails! Just like any super-duper-megaly-awesome-superly friends would! But don't worry little kitten, I'm sure we'll be just as super-duper-megaly-awesome-superly friends in no-time!" Placing a finger underneath the kitten's chin, she began to pet it. "You had some smooth moves, but I'm going to have to teach you better ones, nyaa!"
Mari then tugged on the handkerchief, suddenly realizing that was it was stuck to something. The very idea hadn't even occurred to her! Curiosity overcoming, Mari gave Allison a peculiar expression, her accent suddenly turning British. "This appears to be attached to something Watsonyaa. The questionyaa is: why?!" Tugging harder, Mari attempted to overpower whatever the chain-links of handkerchiefs were attached too, but it was too no avail. "WHY IS IT STUCK?! I EAT MEAT, IT SHOULD GIVE ME THE POWER TO BEAT THIS!"
Then it hit her. SHE EATS MEAT! Digging into her pockets she pulls out a can of Bumblebee Tuna, much to the pleasure of the watching kitten. With one strong squeeze the tuna pops into the air and into the mouth of Mari Pan, causing her the shine brightly underneath the hallway lighting, her muscles exploding with almighty protein! "NOW I GOT THIS!" Her voice now was considerably deeper. Wrapping the handkerchief around her wrist, she tugs with all her might, freeing the end from its woes!
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Post by NEON on Feb 18, 2013 5:33:19 GMT -5
NEON's eyes light up as she sees the cute little kitty!
Wow! I didn't know we were allowed pets, that's awesome! And this kitty is soooo tiny and helpless!
NEON hops off the bed and gathers up her end of the hankerchief, taking it over to the kitten to play with. The kitten begins to swat at the pieces hanging down from her hands as NEON turns her attention to the cat's owner.
Hi! I'm NEON, you guys are relatively new here, right?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2013 3:29:24 GMT -5
Allison nodded and responded...
"Yes. Indeed we are. My name is Allison. Haven't actually gotten my start around these parts quite yet. Haven't actually met anyone else in the company really, but I'm hoping to change that in the near future."
She paused for a moment and moved her head in Mari's direction. Then continued...
"This here would be my friend, Mari, who has already gotten a head start on me. Not one of her finer qualities. She's always so anxious and in a hurry. Never bothers waiting for me."
Allison stuck her tongue out at Mari and laughed.
"But I'm here now and together we form the Kitten Coalition. Fighting for a better tomorrow... today!"
She stuck a free hand out in front of her and gave a thumbs up while also winking. Then she looked down at the kitten and said...
"And this little bundle of fun would be Waffle. Strange name for a cat, I know, but she seems to like that name. I found her wandering around the streets looking for something to eat, so I decided to take her with me. I've kind of got a soft spot for cute furry little animals."
She pointed to the PETA logo on the hooded sweatshirt she was wearing.
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Post by butts2faces on Feb 20, 2013 22:36:38 GMT -5
Mari Pan rose an eyebrow, looking first at the kitten and then at Allison. They couldn't have known each other for longer than 15 seconds, and already she had named it?! THAT'S CRAZY! "Waffle? Like a yum-yum-warm-warm-yummicious waffle? I DON'T THINK SO!" Attempting to snag the kitten away from Allison, Mari Pan darts for it. Unfortunately her foot landed on one of the chains of the handkerchief rope, causing her face plant between Allison and Neon. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH! WHY, WHY, WHY!" Rubbing her nose with both palms of her hands, she rocks back and forth, her eyes temporarily transfixed in the "greater-than" and" less-than" symbols.
"I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay! Donyaa't worry about me, instead worry about the identity crisis that the poor little-tiny-winy kitten is going to have!" Slowing getting back on her feet, she stumbles a bit and finds comfort against a wall, pointing at both Allison and the 'newly' named Waffle. "Is she a food? Is she toasteriblable? Is she going to be best friends with maple syrup? I don't know! You don't know, she doesn't know, and obviously 'Waffle' doesn't know! But the nyaame implies responsibility, and therefore she must grow accustomed so such accusations!"
Still rubbing her nose, Mari then looks at Neon and directs her attention towards her. "Don't you agree? What if she meets someone named Pancake, are they sworn enemies?! What if she's in love with someone named Pancake, will their families agree? IS THIS TURNING INTO A WHOLE CAT-TASTIC REPRESENTATION OF ROMEO AND JULIET? That poor kitten! She dies in the end!" Quickly covering her moth, Mari closes her eyes. "Sorry, spoilers! But maybe she should have a better name, like a name that doesn't imply so much responsibility! A name like..." Pointing into the air, the perfect name hit her. "DOOR! She won't be confused with a name like Door, right Miss Clowny-Clowny-Clowny-Clown?"
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Post by NEON on Feb 21, 2013 18:07:49 GMT -5
NEON was a little taken-aback by how over enthusiastic Mari Pan seemed to be.
Oh I dunno, I think it's kinda cute. Waffle! Pretty cool. Fighting for a better tomorrow, eh? I really like the sound of that. I know first hand that the ViralPro house has some jerks around, like Mr. International. And interlopers like IW's Trinity who busted my ankle a few weeks back.
She lifts he leg up behind her and taps her ankle.
Well, I'm not quite sure that the ankle will be battle-ready for X-Stream, but do you girls like the idea of stepping into the ring with me at Opportunity Knocks, elimination triple threat style? Show everyone what we're made of?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2013 4:06:11 GMT -5
Allison blinked her eyes, confused about what exactly NEON was suggesting.
"A triple threat match? You mean, like all three of us against each other? I don't know. That doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. I mean... Mari is my tag team partner. Why would I want to face my tag team partner in a match? Especially in my first match. Sure. We do bicker every now and then, but at the end of the day, the Kitten Coalition always prevails."
She shook her head and shrugged her shoulders.
"It might confuse people right off the bat as to who exactly we are. What do you think Mari?"
Allison looked to her partner.
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Post by butts2faces on Feb 22, 2013 4:49:04 GMT -5
"Sooooo...you don't think Door is a good nyaaame for a kitten, is that what you're saying?!" Mari Pan pointed an accusing finger in Neon's direction, giving her the stink eye. Neon did kind of just shrug her off, completely changing the subject. That only meant that she agreed with Allison! HOW COULD SHE! "THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, ISN'T?! I KNYAAEW IT!" Mari held up her hands in disgust, turning her back to Neon and facing Allison and Waffle. "You win this time, but the next friend we find, I'm nyaaming her. CAT OR HUMAN! I don't even care, I'm going to nyaame them!"
Crossing her arms, Mari stomps out of the room. Stopping at the elevator, she turns her head back to Neon's room and screams loudly. "AND I REFUSE TO BE IN A MATCH WITH EITHER OF YOU, ESPECIALLY THAT CLOWNY-CLOWNY-CLOWNY-CLOWN!" Pouting, she begins to loudly tap her foot, her eyebrows curled. "Next friend we meet is going to be named Door, and Allison is just going to have to live with that!" Growing impatient with the elevator, she begins press the button rapidly, stupidly thinking it would make the device work faster "OH C'MON!"
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