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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2013 20:37:50 GMT -5
Nikki is backstage checking out her facebook account. Scrolling past all the lousy updates on the news feed, and growing ever more frustrated as she goes.
What, the hell, is with people posting cat pictures, and videos, on facebook? Especially this stupid TARD Grumpy cat. I hate cats, they are everything that is wrong with the world. They laze around the house, doing nothing, and then 3am hits, and it's apparently "F*** this shit o'clock". They run around the place, chasing eachother, smashing things, parading and stomping, and waking me up. I hate them.
Dog's are trained to go outside to do their business, but cat's.. apparently they get to shit, and piss, in a box, and stink up your entire home. For what? The odd cute picture you can snap and upload to your facebook page? So you can make a kittie video and put it on youtube? Screw that crap. God I hate cats. So do you know what I wanna do? I wanna take our resident two little kitties, and I wanna declaw them, and I want to make sure there is no chance of either of them showing up, looking cute, ever again.
She begins storming around the backstage area
Heeeeere kittie kittie kittie kitties....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 9:26:10 GMT -5
Ashley Milano listens to this ridiculous display of what has turned to be a Mastercard moment. Ashley has her phone and snaps a picture as she begins uploading the pic on her Facebook account. She clears her throat to get her attention. [/center] Well look we got the dog sniffing out cats. And why? Maybe you are looking for a win or sinking your nails in soft skinned divas? Now fighting women like that have done you no favors in your recent matches against me and Kyra. I mean you being the boss' security or enforcer? Aren't you supposed to end my career? How is that working out for ya? Don't worry I was on my European vacation and saw some hot guys but wanted to come back and give you some tips.
Now have you lowered yourself that low where you are finding cats that are more like the rich and famous. Pretty much out of your league I would say. But I don't mind breaking my nails over your back but babe I just got them done in France so what should I do? I think breaking your neck is another way for me to slap that Silva trick in the face once again.
And besides the only kitty worth looking for is the kitty that stands in front of you in pink. And besides I just Facebooked you and placed a video of you 9n YouTube so I know it will gross a million hits. So thank me for making you for the first time a winner and an Internet explosion. [/center][/color]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2013 14:08:05 GMT -5
First time winner, and internet explosion huh. Shows how much attention you pay to people outside your little bubble. I've been fighting, and winning, against men, and women, since 2006. That's seven years of experience you wish you had. While you've been flaunting your ass all over the world, and online, I've been kicking ass. I've got more money behind my name, then your precious old Moneymaker could ever dream of. So maybe a history lesson is in order for you, Ashley. A fluke win here and there isn't anything to brag about, unless they are the only ones you can get. So, unless you want me to batter and bruise you, and leave you a pile of mush in the center of the ring, I suggest you get out of my face.
Actually scratch that, I got a feeling the little kitties aren't even around here anymore, so I might as well go back to doing the dirty work. You think you can break my neck, well tonight I'm going to break your face.
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