Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 8:43:02 GMT -5
Ethan walks out as he had the BWA World Title and the newly unified belt in the Viral Championship (X Rated/BOTN). He had a smirk on his face as the ego was flowing out of him. He had a different step as having two titles at once made his head bigger than life. He walks down the ramp holding his chin and admiring himself. He makes it to the apron and climbs on it with his back to the ropes and him pointing at both titles. One on each of his shoulders as he does the "RVD" taunt. He gets in the ring as he picks up a mic that was left for him.
The only damn reason I am not a triple champion is because the fact all the BS I had to go through just to be a double champion. Who in the hell stacked the deck against me knows they did it and they ought to be fired for such injustice. I mean damn I was a tired man going through all those loops but we all know if I was fresh I would be the World Champion at this hole and not the man I took the X Rated from and made it perfect in Shoque. Then I had to face England who beat Marlfox. And what did I do to him? Beat his ass accordingly! But the shocker was the fact that England is nothing more than my jealous brother wishing he was me. But I won't get into that as I want to see that punk ass bitch in this ring. I know the poor fellow is trying to swallow some pride and not around when I need an ass to kick like I did his last night. Just like old times huh brother!
Now onto other things! This company owes me big! You know why? Maybe because no one else in this damn company can beat the one man that comes in here and pwns everyone in it! Yeah I know the company don't like it but I am telling it like it is! The Avenger comes in and beats our asses and when the punk ass bitch came knocking on my door he got what was coming to him and that is flat on his broke ass back! But did the company thank me for that? No! What they gave me was a swift kick in my ass by making me take on him then Corvair just to get to Shoque. Damn I was a tired fella! Not to mention beating Bobby Williams for an hour just to relieve him of the title that I now carry. That was a few hours of me in this ring. Not a bad thing for the viewers and my lady followers. And speaking of ladies. Jenna knows it is me that lays the perfect pipe and can get the job done. Thanks to me she got what she needed to walk away with her title.
Now that brings me to tonight. If this damn company thinks I am wrestling then they got another thing coming. I broke my neck last night wrestling all those damn matches and honestly a man like me needs some time off. So you can tell that Ashley chick that I am off tonight. Not defending my title or wrestling no one. But then again I wouldn't mind seeing that fine ass in this ring since we all know girls named Ashley make you do what you really shouldn't do but do anyways.
The only damn reason I am not a triple champion is because the fact all the BS I had to go through just to be a double champion. Who in the hell stacked the deck against me knows they did it and they ought to be fired for such injustice. I mean damn I was a tired man going through all those loops but we all know if I was fresh I would be the World Champion at this hole and not the man I took the X Rated from and made it perfect in Shoque. Then I had to face England who beat Marlfox. And what did I do to him? Beat his ass accordingly! But the shocker was the fact that England is nothing more than my jealous brother wishing he was me. But I won't get into that as I want to see that punk ass bitch in this ring. I know the poor fellow is trying to swallow some pride and not around when I need an ass to kick like I did his last night. Just like old times huh brother!
Now onto other things! This company owes me big! You know why? Maybe because no one else in this damn company can beat the one man that comes in here and pwns everyone in it! Yeah I know the company don't like it but I am telling it like it is! The Avenger comes in and beats our asses and when the punk ass bitch came knocking on my door he got what was coming to him and that is flat on his broke ass back! But did the company thank me for that? No! What they gave me was a swift kick in my ass by making me take on him then Corvair just to get to Shoque. Damn I was a tired fella! Not to mention beating Bobby Williams for an hour just to relieve him of the title that I now carry. That was a few hours of me in this ring. Not a bad thing for the viewers and my lady followers. And speaking of ladies. Jenna knows it is me that lays the perfect pipe and can get the job done. Thanks to me she got what she needed to walk away with her title.
Now that brings me to tonight. If this damn company thinks I am wrestling then they got another thing coming. I broke my neck last night wrestling all those damn matches and honestly a man like me needs some time off. So you can tell that Ashley chick that I am off tonight. Not defending my title or wrestling no one. But then again I wouldn't mind seeing that fine ass in this ring since we all know girls named Ashley make you do what you really shouldn't do but do anyways.