Post by DARKSIDE on Jan 13, 2014 23:34:05 GMT -5
During a break in the night's action, the arena lights lower and "Seasons In The Abyss" by Slayer begins to play over the sound system. This causes a strange sense of confusion over the fans in attendance as they do not recognize that music being associated with any VW superstars. Within a few moments, a red spotlight shines down on the stage and a man walks out from the back. He looks a lot like Alice Cooper, but he's dressed in a double-breasted suit. An odd mix of professional attire and heavy metal style. He sports a black arm band with the Darkside skull emblem on it.
As he walks down the ramp, he looks only toward the ring, acknowledging nobody. He makes his way quickly to the ring, and is handed a mic from the timekeeper's table. The man wastes no time entering the ring and calls for the lights to come back up.
He pulls a folded sheet of paper out of his coat pocket.....
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your indulgence for just a moment or two, for I have a bit of business to discuss. Business that is keeping my clients...the ones you know as Darkside....
The man is interrupted as the fans explode in a round of cheers.
**clears throat**The ones you know as Darkside from actively competing this season in Viral Wrestling. No doubt...two shows in, and all four members have been nothing but "conspicuous by their absence" Am I right?
It has come to my clients' attention that there has been a sort of complication encountered with their new contracts. This issue is of detriment to the holding of at least two of this company's most valued championships...ones that my clients worked very hard to obtain, I am sure. It would be a shame for them to have to drop those belts due to some avoidable clerical error perpetrated by one of the bean counters up there in the front office.
Which brings me to why I am here. My clients, who are unable to appear on any shows or PPVs until their contracts are justified, have sent me as their spokesman and advocate. I have been given full legal capacity to handle all their negotiations until such time as they are able to conduct business on their own behalf. So, since I have not been able to contact anyone in the administration since this issue first came to light....nor have any of them returned my many calls....I have taken it upon myself to come here tonight and DEMAND the attention that has been denied me, and therefore denied of my clients in turn! I call upon the ones named York and Silva. Either one will do. You run this company, you handle the paperwork. You have final say in everything that goes on around here. Someone in your employment has made a critical error that has left four of your top stars off the main roster....and two of your top championships without talent to defend them. Come on now! How can you let this happen? Is this really what's best for the company? Or, has someone somehow managed to talk the management into conveniently removing Darkside from the roster without their knowledge? No, that can't be it. Nobody on Earth is that brave....or that stupid. People who make such poor decisions don't leave the Earth. They simply end up six feet beneath it. Am I right, people?
Seriously. Whether out here in this ring, or up in your office, this "oversight" is going to be remedied. NOW!! Neither my clients, nor I, will accept anything less. No more bullshit. No more excuses. No more tap dancing and lack of communication. Do what needs to be done! That's all we are asking. That is all we need!
The strange man throws his head back and puts his arms out the side as the fans chants for Darkside.
All that remains now is to wait for a response of some kind.....
As he walks down the ramp, he looks only toward the ring, acknowledging nobody. He makes his way quickly to the ring, and is handed a mic from the timekeeper's table. The man wastes no time entering the ring and calls for the lights to come back up.
He pulls a folded sheet of paper out of his coat pocket.....
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your indulgence for just a moment or two, for I have a bit of business to discuss. Business that is keeping my clients...the ones you know as Darkside....
The man is interrupted as the fans explode in a round of cheers.
**clears throat**The ones you know as Darkside from actively competing this season in Viral Wrestling. No doubt...two shows in, and all four members have been nothing but "conspicuous by their absence" Am I right?
It has come to my clients' attention that there has been a sort of complication encountered with their new contracts. This issue is of detriment to the holding of at least two of this company's most valued championships...ones that my clients worked very hard to obtain, I am sure. It would be a shame for them to have to drop those belts due to some avoidable clerical error perpetrated by one of the bean counters up there in the front office.
Which brings me to why I am here. My clients, who are unable to appear on any shows or PPVs until their contracts are justified, have sent me as their spokesman and advocate. I have been given full legal capacity to handle all their negotiations until such time as they are able to conduct business on their own behalf. So, since I have not been able to contact anyone in the administration since this issue first came to light....nor have any of them returned my many calls....I have taken it upon myself to come here tonight and DEMAND the attention that has been denied me, and therefore denied of my clients in turn! I call upon the ones named York and Silva. Either one will do. You run this company, you handle the paperwork. You have final say in everything that goes on around here. Someone in your employment has made a critical error that has left four of your top stars off the main roster....and two of your top championships without talent to defend them. Come on now! How can you let this happen? Is this really what's best for the company? Or, has someone somehow managed to talk the management into conveniently removing Darkside from the roster without their knowledge? No, that can't be it. Nobody on Earth is that brave....or that stupid. People who make such poor decisions don't leave the Earth. They simply end up six feet beneath it. Am I right, people?
Seriously. Whether out here in this ring, or up in your office, this "oversight" is going to be remedied. NOW!! Neither my clients, nor I, will accept anything less. No more bullshit. No more excuses. No more tap dancing and lack of communication. Do what needs to be done! That's all we are asking. That is all we need!
The strange man throws his head back and puts his arms out the side as the fans chants for Darkside.
All that remains now is to wait for a response of some kind.....