Post by The Sarge on May 16, 2014 20:03:30 GMT -5
The Soldiers of Fortune have made an appearance in the ring during the Riot PPV. It is early in the evening, and the huge tag team title match against "Doc" Death and Minion of Darkside is still scheduled for later that night. Sarge and Strike Force march down to ringside, and once in the ring, they climb the corner posts and hold their tag team belts up high as they salute the fans who cheer for them.
Sarge grabs a mic and motions for the entrance music to stop...
Goooooood evening, troopers!! What a lovely night for a RIOT!! Wouldn't you say?
The fans shake the building with deafening cheers in response......
Tonight, in this very ring, you are ALL gonna get to see The Soldiers of Fortune defending their VW Tag Team Championship against a couple of Halloween haunted house-looking mother **bleep** ers who've been all up in our business lately. I called for this match personally just to use it as a platform to send those f'd up freakazoids creeping back to whatever sewer drain they crawled out of!
But, this isn't going to be any old tag title match. Nuh-uh! Ya see, Strike Force and I know that these creepy bastards from Darkside like to play rough, so here's what we have waiting for them. Ya see that cage up there?
Sarge smiles as he looks up and points toward the ceiling of the arena. Spotlights shine up to reveal a huge cell-like cage hanging above the ring. The crowd reacts with cheers and excited buzz.
Ha ha ha ha haaaa..... Oh yeah. There it is! Had that there cage flown in special. I called in a favor to a buddy of mine, and he hooked me up with one of the very same enclosures down at Gitmo where they hold the captured Al Qaeda detainees. What we have here tonight, troops, is a good old "Prisoners of War" match. It's not only about these titles...but also, survival!
Oh, and Darkside...if you think you're going to walk out of here tonight with the tag team championships, I've got four words for you ugly sons-a-bitches.....
NOT ON MY WATCH!
Sarge sneers into the camera, and then smiles as he turns away. Strike Force and Sarge proceed to salute the crowd as they depart to the back to prepare for their match.
Sarge grabs a mic and motions for the entrance music to stop...
Goooooood evening, troopers!! What a lovely night for a RIOT!! Wouldn't you say?
The fans shake the building with deafening cheers in response......
Tonight, in this very ring, you are ALL gonna get to see The Soldiers of Fortune defending their VW Tag Team Championship against a couple of Halloween haunted house-looking mother **bleep** ers who've been all up in our business lately. I called for this match personally just to use it as a platform to send those f'd up freakazoids creeping back to whatever sewer drain they crawled out of!
But, this isn't going to be any old tag title match. Nuh-uh! Ya see, Strike Force and I know that these creepy bastards from Darkside like to play rough, so here's what we have waiting for them. Ya see that cage up there?
Sarge smiles as he looks up and points toward the ceiling of the arena. Spotlights shine up to reveal a huge cell-like cage hanging above the ring. The crowd reacts with cheers and excited buzz.
Ha ha ha ha haaaa..... Oh yeah. There it is! Had that there cage flown in special. I called in a favor to a buddy of mine, and he hooked me up with one of the very same enclosures down at Gitmo where they hold the captured Al Qaeda detainees. What we have here tonight, troops, is a good old "Prisoners of War" match. It's not only about these titles...but also, survival!
Oh, and Darkside...if you think you're going to walk out of here tonight with the tag team championships, I've got four words for you ugly sons-a-bitches.....
NOT ON MY WATCH!
Sarge sneers into the camera, and then smiles as he turns away. Strike Force and Sarge proceed to salute the crowd as they depart to the back to prepare for their match.