Post by Mr. Silva on Feb 17, 2013 0:02:07 GMT -5
The night is still, as Mr Silva's limos crawls to a stop in the courtyard of the ViralPro house. His driver opens the door, and gold shimmers in the moonlight. Mr. Silva steps out, holding the golden briefcase which was won by Christian Goodchild at ViralPro Infection, which entitled him to a ViralPro World Title shot. Mr. Silva glances at his watch under the moonlight. Midnight, and every light in the house is off.
Cocksucker!
Mr. Silva mutters under his breath, as he opens the front door of the house. He calmly walks into the kitchen, rummages through the cupboards, and pulls out a wooden spoon and a metal pan.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Wake The Fuck Up And Get Down Here!!
Quickly the ViralPro House bedrooms empty, as Mr. Silva doesn't stop banging until well past when everyone has assembled.
Everyone here? Good! Now shut the hell up and listen.
I've taken the liberty of booking a 6-Man Elimination Battle Royal for Christian Goodchild's "World Title Shot" Golden Breifcase at the upcoming pay per view entitled Opportunity Knocks. The participants in the match will be Ethan Quinn, Hood, Ashe, Buck Wylde and Matthias Marlfox. And Sid Reemer. Since this Pay Per View is called Opportunity Knocks, you're not going to be able to waste the opportunity to grasp greatness like Christian Goodchild did. You will be facing off against the dominating Nate Micheals at the end of the night to crown ViralPro's first World Champion. I just 'know' you won't disappoint.
Ladies, sorry to wake you, but hell I don't care about women's wrestling anyway, back to bed with you. International... don't be eyeballing me, boy. You're not in this match because... well fuck it... because I like you. And those who I like, I keep close. I keep you squished under my thumb, and when I finally decide to let you challenge for the top belt, you'll want it even more. For now though you're my upper-midcard Best On The Net heel champion, and I 'know' you don't want to disappoint the real fucking guy who everyone should call 'MISTER' around here.... right?
Mr. International nods, although he still looks pissed off. Mr. Silva gently sets the briefcase down on a nearby table.
Golden Briefcase - Golden Opportunity - Opportunity Knocks. Who's going to answer it? I can't wait to find out. Any questions? C'mon, speak up, I'm not going to kick anyone out the house tonight like I did to Mr. Wrestling the last time...
Cocksucker!
Mr. Silva mutters under his breath, as he opens the front door of the house. He calmly walks into the kitchen, rummages through the cupboards, and pulls out a wooden spoon and a metal pan.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Wake The Fuck Up And Get Down Here!!
Quickly the ViralPro House bedrooms empty, as Mr. Silva doesn't stop banging until well past when everyone has assembled.
Everyone here? Good! Now shut the hell up and listen.
I've taken the liberty of booking a 6-Man Elimination Battle Royal for Christian Goodchild's "World Title Shot" Golden Breifcase at the upcoming pay per view entitled Opportunity Knocks. The participants in the match will be Ethan Quinn, Hood, Ashe, Buck Wylde and Matthias Marlfox. And Sid Reemer. Since this Pay Per View is called Opportunity Knocks, you're not going to be able to waste the opportunity to grasp greatness like Christian Goodchild did. You will be facing off against the dominating Nate Micheals at the end of the night to crown ViralPro's first World Champion. I just 'know' you won't disappoint.
Ladies, sorry to wake you, but hell I don't care about women's wrestling anyway, back to bed with you. International... don't be eyeballing me, boy. You're not in this match because... well fuck it... because I like you. And those who I like, I keep close. I keep you squished under my thumb, and when I finally decide to let you challenge for the top belt, you'll want it even more. For now though you're my upper-midcard Best On The Net heel champion, and I 'know' you don't want to disappoint the real fucking guy who everyone should call 'MISTER' around here.... right?
Mr. International nods, although he still looks pissed off. Mr. Silva gently sets the briefcase down on a nearby table.
Golden Briefcase - Golden Opportunity - Opportunity Knocks. Who's going to answer it? I can't wait to find out. Any questions? C'mon, speak up, I'm not going to kick anyone out the house tonight like I did to Mr. Wrestling the last time...