Post by Buck Wylde on Feb 23, 2013 9:02:10 GMT -5
"Are we rolling yet? We are?
Hmph. I don't believe you."
Buck starts to fire up a cigarette as people are heard screaming at him.
"Well start the friggin' teleprompter already! What the hell do you mean I don't have one! How am I gonna remember my signature "Stay Classy" sign off line?!? You know what? FUCK YOU.
Hi! Buck Wylde here. You may remember me from such films as "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Giving Me Head" and nothing that stars Chyna-Doll. Seriously, there's a step into the gay-porn direction. Double Penetration in the same hole... acceptable. Anything in a hole to Chyna? No. ANYWAYS, we've already established that I'm your favorite pornstar. No, really, I am. I'm in like, all of your movies. Who remembers the bitches names? No one? Maybe like 3 names? Guess who's done them all. Because I'm in all their movies. Me. Bitches get hung up, menstrual, all that shit, can't make a film? Guess what, I'm always there.
Kinda same shit with me. See, I get put through a ring, get left out to dry by Ginger-Penis... that sorta shit where I'm really just getting my ass kicked while throwing out arm-stunners left and right. Guess what? I don't got some kinda cramp and bloody cootch keeping me from throwing this gorgeous face to the wolves every chance I get. Plus, I gotta huge dick. It really does make you more manly, and ready to whip some ass.
And that's what I'm here to do. Not just for the World Title, even though it'd be sweet to finally win one of those. No, I'm here to arm-stunner the piss outta Nate once he's done playing with the Avenger and just become that annoying cock in the ass that I know I am. See, it's just gonna be like when I walk into the locker room shower when you're all having a who's bigger contest... I'm gonna leave you with your jaws hanging and your feelings hurt when I move on to fight everyone's least favorite day-walker.
Because my dick is huge. And I'm awesome. I'm Buck Wylde, and you stay classy, VPW.
And Genesis sucks. HASHTAG-TWITTAH-WAR!!!!"
Hmph. I don't believe you."
Buck starts to fire up a cigarette as people are heard screaming at him.
"Well start the friggin' teleprompter already! What the hell do you mean I don't have one! How am I gonna remember my signature "Stay Classy" sign off line?!? You know what? FUCK YOU.
Hi! Buck Wylde here. You may remember me from such films as "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Giving Me Head" and nothing that stars Chyna-Doll. Seriously, there's a step into the gay-porn direction. Double Penetration in the same hole... acceptable. Anything in a hole to Chyna? No. ANYWAYS, we've already established that I'm your favorite pornstar. No, really, I am. I'm in like, all of your movies. Who remembers the bitches names? No one? Maybe like 3 names? Guess who's done them all. Because I'm in all their movies. Me. Bitches get hung up, menstrual, all that shit, can't make a film? Guess what, I'm always there.
Kinda same shit with me. See, I get put through a ring, get left out to dry by Ginger-Penis... that sorta shit where I'm really just getting my ass kicked while throwing out arm-stunners left and right. Guess what? I don't got some kinda cramp and bloody cootch keeping me from throwing this gorgeous face to the wolves every chance I get. Plus, I gotta huge dick. It really does make you more manly, and ready to whip some ass.
And that's what I'm here to do. Not just for the World Title, even though it'd be sweet to finally win one of those. No, I'm here to arm-stunner the piss outta Nate once he's done playing with the Avenger and just become that annoying cock in the ass that I know I am. See, it's just gonna be like when I walk into the locker room shower when you're all having a who's bigger contest... I'm gonna leave you with your jaws hanging and your feelings hurt when I move on to fight everyone's least favorite day-walker.
Because my dick is huge. And I'm awesome. I'm Buck Wylde, and you stay classy, VPW.
And Genesis sucks. HASHTAG-TWITTAH-WAR!!!!"